'Tis "Talk Like a Pirate" Day! This be a day many of me shipmates celebrate, and a tradition among those of ye who would call yerselves "pirate" and not "lubber" but this one day of the year.
Be ye not knowin' the tale of this here day? Best be knowin' yer pirate lore . . .
'Cause it be known across the seven seas that on this day pirates be just about everywhere.
Shiver me timbers, are ye not yet feelin' the spirits of Davy Jones and Blackbeard among ye? Perhaps ye be needin' a closer look . . .